When Snuggies and Smittens and Babies collide.
I admit it. I love infomercials for wacky products like the Snuggie or Smittens. However, I don't actually know anyone who would consider ORDERING NOW! for 3 easy payments of $9.99. (Because of course, this price won’t last all day.) Then again, I don't know anyone with a spiral-cord landline phone and curlers in her hair, watching the tube with a bowl of chips waiting for her next indulgence either.
I’m not 100% sure the actual products exist outside of the television... Have you ever seen any of this stuff in PERSON? I think it’s more likely that these infomercials are actually a secret government operation used to compartmentalize the American population into different buckets of CRAZY.
Snuggie order? Mark John Doe as “cult follower”.
ShamWow? Danny Tanner/serial killer.
Smittens? Stalker.
Netipot? Um... reclusive aqua-masochist.
Well, HERE'S ANOTHER STELLAR PRODUCT for the woman in your life who really misses being pregnant, and is totally bat shit crazy.
I'll be registering for one in pink.
I’m not 100% sure the actual products exist outside of the television... Have you ever seen any of this stuff in PERSON? I think it’s more likely that these infomercials are actually a secret government operation used to compartmentalize the American population into different buckets of CRAZY.
Snuggie order? Mark John Doe as “cult follower”.
ShamWow? Danny Tanner/serial killer.
Smittens? Stalker.
Netipot? Um... reclusive aqua-masochist.
Well, HERE'S ANOTHER STELLAR PRODUCT for the woman in your life who really misses being pregnant, and is totally bat shit crazy.
I'll be registering for one in pink.
Comments