Misnomer

Now that we’re nearing the end, everyone is asking about Baby F’s real name. I made the mistake of admitting we had settled on something, but since we’re keeping it a secret, it would have been easier to just say we don’t know! (I’ve been getting scoffs when I refuse to tell the name.)

So I’m just going to tell you: It’s Wendy Thelma Ferrante. We already ordered her a little Jansport backpack that says WTF, so we can slap our knees and guffaw as she gets on the bus.