How’d she get a boombox?

Things are hurting and I’m hearing a muffled “Eye of the Tiger” emanating form my midsection... Should I be concerned? If I had to put money on it, I’d say all my organs have sprouted arms, legs, and a bad attitude and she’s going all Jackie Chan on everybody.

I am in TOTAL DISBELIEF and feel compelled to take a short video of what my stomach looks like after a meal. If you can picture a wild bull - that was just tasered in its nether-regions - enclosed in a stretchy bubble two sizes too small - wrapped tightly in human skin... That’s what I see when I look down.

FREAKING OUCH. Like, does it really happen to all pregnant people like this? THIS IS INSANE AND I DON’T AGREE, SCIENCE.

Comments

Juro said…
Takes after her mother, just wait till she's out and about! :)
dmbthree said…
Yup - It happens to all pregnant women, scary isn't it? When I was getting prepped for Kit's c/section a nurse (guy) stated to everyone in the OR that my stomach looked like the scene from aliens... Seriously....
Beth in SF said…
Yeah, I swore my son's arm was going to poke right through my belly. And he'd always choose right when I laid down to sleep for his freak out time.