How’d she get a boombox?
Things are hurting and I’m hearing a muffled “Eye of the Tiger” emanating form my midsection... Should I be concerned? If I had to put money on it, I’d say all my organs have sprouted arms, legs, and a bad attitude and she’s going all Jackie Chan on everybody.
I am in TOTAL DISBELIEF and feel compelled to take a short video of what my stomach looks like after a meal. If you can picture a wild bull - that was just tasered in its nether-regions - enclosed in a stretchy bubble two sizes too small - wrapped tightly in human skin... That’s what I see when I look down.
FREAKING OUCH. Like, does it really happen to all pregnant people like this? THIS IS INSANE AND I DON’T AGREE, SCIENCE.
I am in TOTAL DISBELIEF and feel compelled to take a short video of what my stomach looks like after a meal. If you can picture a wild bull - that was just tasered in its nether-regions - enclosed in a stretchy bubble two sizes too small - wrapped tightly in human skin... That’s what I see when I look down.
FREAKING OUCH. Like, does it really happen to all pregnant people like this? THIS IS INSANE AND I DON’T AGREE, SCIENCE.
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